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Comedy Central
Jul 5, 2011 9:30am PDT
] here in america. but with so many of these jobs going overseas, america has but one choice. jason jones has more. >> for years america faced a great threat. >> socialism is coming our way. >> we want to go to iraq. >> do we really want to change america into sweden? >> but when sweden opened up an ikea factory in virginia, socialism became the least of our worries. >> when they first showed up in danville, virginia, we thought, this is ikea, this is the best of the best, but workers are disrespected. they're abused. they don't get correct training. they don't have enough money to make ends meet. they're not paid enough. they're treating these workers as if it's a third-world country. >> to find out more, i met swedish business expert lars bargains. welcome. >> thank you. >> in a room filled with the comforts of his homeland. have a seat, please. >> oh. >> i think there is a misunderstanding about sweden which we have to correct. we for a long time have been capitalists and very good at it, but it's true that we also learned from the masters. now you're working for us, which is the way i
Comedy Central
Jul 19, 2011 9:30am PDT
jones. jason, thanks for joining us. ( cheers and applause ) . jason, if the experts are to be believed, inaction on the debt ceiling and deficit reduction would be catastrophic. but the negotiations have thus far seemingly brought out the worst in our political and pundit class. >> that's right. and if the conversation continues this way, we could very well hit the national bull (beep) ceiling. >> jon: that would be catastrophic. >> that's right. as you know, jon, the national bull (beep) ceiling or to put it in layman's terms the amount of bull (beep) people are actually willing to take has been freezing up. >> jon: where are we with the bull (beep) ceiling right now? >> right now americans have pretty much had it up to about here with this bull (beep). by the end of this month it seems likely we'll have had it up to here. bull wooepwise. the last time i checked we don't have pooh-gills. >> jon: what would the ramification of that be? >> historically the balance in our country country has always been money talks and bull (beep) walks but this recent surge has so bloated bull (beep) it
Comedy Central
Jul 18, 2011 11:00pm PDT
to the debt ceiling crisis. for more on its possible impact we're joined by jason jones. thanks so much for joining us. ( cheers and applause ) jason, if the experts are to be believed inaction on the debt ceiling and deficit reduction would be catastrophic but the negotiations have thus far seemingly brought out the worst in our political and pundit class. >> that's right. if the conversation continues this way, we could very well hit the national bullshit ceiling. >> jon: well, that would be catastrophic. >> that's right. as you know, jon, the national bullshit or to put it in layman's terms the amount of bullshit people are actually willing to take has been slowly creeping up. >> jon: where are now with the bullshit right now? >> americans have had it up to about here with this bullshit. but by the end of next month it seems likely we'll have had it up to here. bullshitwise. and the last time i checked we don't have pooh-gills. >> jon: what would the ramification of that be? >> as you know historically the balance in our country has always been money talks and bullshit walks. but th
Comedy Central
Jul 25, 2011 11:00pm PDT
. eats like a [bleep] see gull. >> now look at her. joke monkey. oh, look at me, i'm jason jones. i-- my underpants and my genitals. >> you're talking about my genitals. >> okay, well maybe if someone paid a little attention to what was going on down below someone would go down there a little more often okay, it's like the slums of calcutta down there. (laughter) >> it had taken a long time to get to this moment so what better way to commemorate these sacred union than with a special vow. taking into account. >> taking into account. >> the inobservation areable inertia of our relationship. >> the index orable inertia in our relationship. >> it would be harder to break it off than to continue as we have for all these years so i guess we should get married. >> i guess we should get married. amen. >> amen. >> what la lieu la. (cheers and applause) Ñwkó (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back, my guest tonight an actor whose new film is the smufers. >> okay, to review. you guys come from a magic fours where you live in oversized mushrooms, you're being chased by an evil wizard and trapp
Comedy Central
Jul 26, 2011 9:30am PDT
. >> now look at her. joke monkey. oh, look at me, i'm jason jones. i-- my underpants and my genitals. >> you're talking about my genitals. >> okay, well maybe if someone paid a little attention to what was going on down below someone would go down there a little more often okay, it's like the slums of calcutta down there. (laughter) >> it had taken a long time to get to this moment so what better way to commemorate these sacred union than with a special vow. taking into account. >> taking into account. >> the inobservation areable inertia of our relationship. >> the index orable inertia in our relationship. >> it would be harder to break it off than to continue as we have for all these years so i guess we should get married. >> i guess we should get married. amen. >> amen. >> what la lieu la. (cheers and applause) woman: saving for our child's college fund was getting expensive. man: yes it was. so to save some money, we taught our 5 year old how to dunk. woman: scholarship! woman: honey go get him. anncr: there's an easier way to save. get online. go to geico.com. get a quote. 15 m
FOX
Jul 22, 2011 11:00pm EDT
...my-sair izturii rips & from 2nd on theer-b-i double....-angelssup 1-0....later in the 7tt...jason berkkn pptching....- torri hunter hiiting...splitts & jones and markakis to tte gap...izturii crosses the plate to give the halossa & 2-run eed....bottom of the 8th...thh o's get one ackk.. jj ardy lines it back thru &pthe middle...mark reynolds scores with no throw...santana done affer 7 and 2 thirds... o's cut the llad in half.... top of the 99h...kevin gregg back from suspension...bases loaded...vernoo welll unloads them...grrnd slam...the anggls take a 6-1 lead...they hand the oos their 2nddstraiihh loss....a the birds offfnse last 2 games... 3 another piece of bad might go back on the d-l. either for rehab or surrery. both likely ending his seeson. 3 3 3 us.i'm jefffbarnd... and i'm &pkarennparks.goodnight. goodnight. 3 3
ABC
Jul 14, 2011 12:00am EDT
show tonight. jason bateman is here. author and linebacker dhani jones is with us. and standup comedy from hannibal buress. we'll be right back with belly flopping, so stick around. "hey wrinkle face!" that's what people could say if you're still using a iquid foundation that can settle into your lines and wrnkles and make you look older. covergirl and olay floats above lines and makes you look younger. can your anti-aging makeup do that? simply ageless from olay and easy, breezy beautiful, covergirl. you are the next mayor... [ announcer ] you are the next trending topic. of this bar. you are the next most viewed. yoyoare the next leader. you are the next breath of fresh air. you are the next sensation. ♪ when i get older i will be stronger ♪ the htc sensation 4g. instantly connecting you to just about everything. available at t-mobile.e. >> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel liv live" jimmy kimmel with exciting news. our show has an app. here with more -- guillermo. who apparently is not here. [ laughter ] guillermo? >> hello, mmy? >> jimmy: yes, where are you? we're waiting for you t
ABC
Jul 14, 2011 12:00am PDT
, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition. and comedian hannibal buress. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for attending. it's summer here in los angeles. lindsay lohan already has a deep brown ankle monitoring device tan line. it's beautiful. i know a lot of people are visiting. here's something funny to do. you should absolutely visit the beach if you are here in l.a. act like you are digging for sand crabs and pull out a kitten. kids go crazy. they really do. it gets very, very hot here in l.a. right now, it's a scorching 68 degrees. so, we thought it would be fun to give pedestrians a chance to cool off. this is something we do every year. in the back of our theater, we set up a swimming pool. that is the pool. and in front of our theater, out on hollywood boulevard, we set up my cousin
NBC
Jul 1, 2011 11:00pm EDT
no score. ra jason hayward up with a man on. adam jones not going to catch this one. out for a two-run home run. also braves' starter jergens gave up one hit. the braves blank the orioles 4-0 the final. >>> day one of free agency in the nhl. the capitals were busy like a pr person after a politician tweets photos of himself. seriously. the caps were making moves trading varlamov to the avalanche for a first round pick in next year's draft and second round pick in 2012 or 2013 draft. that was funnies right? not at all. i tried. it was reported varlamov would play, but that didn't work out, colorado signed him to a two year deal worth $5.5 million. the capitals drafted him in 2006. he was expected to be their goaltender of the future. several injuries limited his playing time. 23-year-old varlamov was in 19 post season games for the caps. caps free agent friday, as for the new guys, jeff halpern, with him, roman hamrlik. the caps sign ward to a four-year deal worth $12 million. >>> former caps forward yarmer signs with the philadelphia flyers. we'll be excited to see him next season. >> how o
CBS
Jul 4, 2011 5:00am EDT
garrett jones, and then jason's day, less than 2 innings, and the nats are blasted 10-2. >>> for at least one guy it was a happy day. tyler clipper was told he was the only national -- clifford was told he was the only national to be selected for the all star game. he could be joined by mike who is in the final player vote that is chosen online by fans. >>> to wimbledon in england. rafaelnorth americaal taking on someone other than federer. djokovic. in the end he was just too strong. blanketing the grass, and the championship point. novak winning his first wimbledon title. that's a quick look at sports this morning. i'm kristin bursett. good morning, everyone. >>> a look at the nationals east first half of the season in our next half an hour. >>> live to the national mall with a preview of the huge july 4th festivities. kris. >> reporter: thank you, jessica. all the way over to tyson, no problems. the district road coming up at 5:30. 9 news will return after these messages. >>> good morning and welcome back to 9 news now. i'm andrea rhone. >> and i'm jessica doyle. mike is off this morni
NBC
Jul 2, 2011 6:00am EDT
out jones. simply glovely. he says thank you very much, my friend. bottom six, still no score. jason hayward up with a man on. adam jones not going to catch this one. crushes it for a two run homer. the braves blank the orioles 4-0. the final. day one of free agency in the nhl and the capitals were busy trading varlomov to the of a large for a first round pick in next year's draft and a second round pick in either the 2012 or 2013 draft. it was initially reported that varlomov would play in russia's khl, but that can't work out. yesterday colorado signed thhimo a 2 1/2 deal. several injuries limited his playing time. he patterned in 59 regular season games and 19 postseason games for the caps. here's a look at the caps free agent friday. varly gone and boyd gordon signing with phoenix. new guys, halpern returns to the caps. he brings with him hamrlik on defense and joel ward, the caps sign him to a four year worth $12 million. >>> and elsewhere, former caps forwa former signs with the miers. that's your morning sports. i'm that keek der might be. have a great day. >>> a food fight br
NBC
Jul 1, 2011 11:00pm EDT
night. jeremy guthrie had a decent outing, but jason hayward ends a scoreless tie with the two-run home run. the final out of the game. adam jones says the story tonight -- 4-0 atlanta. >> everybody was off balance. there were pitches that we either fouled off or missed. that is the nature of the game. >> when the terrapins change football coaches, they thought it would pick up the program. that willis practice time this season because maryland exceeded n.c.a.a. practice time limits last season and violated some rules. to their credit, -- maryland woolwich to 0.5 hours of football activity time each week this coming season, more than 10% of the lighted practice and work out time. the big 10 had 10 teams. today nebraska officially left the big 12 and joined the big 10. that means the big 10 now has 12 teams. all of this happen one day after the pac-10 change its name to the pact well. it stands for pacific. colorado is now on the pacific coast. we wonder why more athletes don't graduate from college. highlights from the last time a man -- a british man finished wimbledon was in 1936. --
ABC
Jul 15, 2011 12:00am PDT
, steel magnolia, from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress. then, latetethis week -- shia labeouf. kevin nealon. green bay packers quarterback aaron rogers. dave salmoni and his terrifying animals. and we'll have music from parachute and 311. so join us. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men around with an exceptionally funny show. the show is called "louie." you can watch it thursdays at 10:30 on fx. please say hello to louis c.k. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. nice to see you. >> really good. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> it has been a long time. you're a much thinner fellow than you were before. >> jimmy: don't get used to it. >> no? >> jimmy: you -- now, you live in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got two little girls. >> yeah, two kids. >> jimmy: do they come on trips with you? >> no, no, i would not do ththa to them. they're at home with their mom sleeping right now. jimmy: they are, yeah. >> you know where your kids are now. did
NBC
Jul 2, 2011 5:00am EDT
sensational. second inning, adam jones -- no, check that. that is scott, no match. adam jones only one that got a hit, in the seventh. before the orioles could get a hit the braves got their first two reasons. jason heyward with a two-run homer. nick markakis' consecutive game hit streak ends with the final out of the game. adam jones says the story starts and ends with the braves pitcher in the 4-0 loss. >> man, there were times i was seeing 2-0 change-ups and you kept everybody off balance. in that same conversation there were pitchs to hit that we fouled off or missed. that is the nature of the game. >> in their first year under randy edsall the terps football team will have less time to pretty much each week because they have last practice team in the coming season as part of a violation. according to the sun they will lose practice team because maryland exceeded ncaa practice time limits last year and violated rules regarding summer woubgs. to their credit the terps self-reported the violation. maryland will lose 2.5 hours each week that is more than 10% of the total allotted prac
FOX
Jul 3, 2011 6:00pm EDT
in which fans determine the final all-star. go to mlb.com to help his cause. >>> today's game, jason mark looking for his first win. lyle overbay with a base hit and a surrender of three runs in the first frame. top of the 2nd, gary jones over the head of rick ankiel. pressley scores followed by darno. they give up four more runs and the pirates took an 8th-0 lead and marquee is pulled after 1 and a third. and mccutchen bidding for an extra base but defensive play of the game. it comes in a 10-2 loss to the pirates. afterwards markie on the shortest outing of the season. >> it's going to happen if you take the mound enough. like i said, i'm not happy about it. i put the team behind early and i put pressure on the bullpen. they did a great job. so like i said, i'll be ready the next time out. >>> the orioles and braves, top of the 3rd, briton decides to lphis cause and belts one to rightfield. a pitcher going deep and the first career home run and the second o's pitcher to do it. and 5 for 7 at plate this year. and the orioles down by 1 and this is mark reynolds, all or nothing with this
FOX
Jul 4, 2011 4:25am EDT
grain cheerios. >>> the nats and the pirates wind down their series at the ballpark. jason marquee looking for his eighth win of the season. top of the second, the nats down 3-0 when garrett jones adds two more runs for the pirates with a hit to left center. the nats would get a home run from wilson ramos but not much else to cheer about. the nats fall to the pirates 10- 2. they are now one game under 500 for the season. the cubs and nats begin a four- game series this afternoon. >>> the orioles in atlanta against the braves. mark reynolds lifts one deep to left for his third homer in two days. that would turn out to be game- winning hit. the birds edge the braves 5-4 understanding a five-game losing streak. congrats to os catcher matt weeder named to the all star team. >>> now, the nfl lockout wages on. still no new collective bargaining deal in place and that means no games, no practices, no talking with coaches or trainers and no pay or insurance. lindsay murphy reports on how this is affecting mayers. >> i think anybody making up a positive from this lockout is just trying to make head
NBC
Jul 3, 2011 11:00pm EDT
the all-star team he said pretty shocking, pretty awesome. jason marquee facing andrew mccutchen with a man on. he drives one into right center. andrew mccutchen not on the all-star team. that might be a snub. garrett jones scores. part of a five-run second. marquee lasted an inning and a third. gave up six earned runs. ouch. top four, colin balancester in. this is the play of the game. roger bernardina on the move. dives on the warning track. see it again. that, folks, is a great play. but there was no rally today. the pirates had 16 hits. they crushed the nats 10-2. the nats host the cubs tomorrow 1:05. >>> in atlanta orioles against the braves. os catcher matt wieters will represent baltimore in arizona. his first all-star game. top three to score starting pitcher up. britain puts a good hit on this one. out to right. and that's over. os take a 1-0 lead. mark reynolds up with two outs and a man on. scott procter puts the pitch in reynolds' wheel house. two-run homer to left. third homer in two games. 18 the for him this season. orioles come back to beat the briefz 5-4 a
CBS
Jul 14, 2011 6:00am PDT
opened about 10 minutes ago. taking a check on the early numbers, there you go, all up so far. dow jones industrial average up 3 points. coming up, we'll have a full update from kcbs moneywatch reporter jason brooks. ,,,,,,,, it's really delicious, mom. it's not too well done? nope. but it is a job well done. what are you reading, sweetie? her diary. when you're done, i'd love some feedback. sure. your mom and i read that thing cover-to-cover. loved it. thanks. would you mind if i cut the lawn this weekend? only if you let me talk to your mother on the phone for hours on end. done. [ male announcer ] u-verse brings peace to the family. at&t u-verse lets you record four shows at once from any room and play them back on any tv. get u-verse tv for only $29 a month for 6 months. in the network, everyone can get along. i hang my head out the window. oh man, we're delivering everything you can think of: plywood, cement. i, i enjoy the breeze on my tongue. well uh, and every weekend, seems like we're headin' down to the lake. we're pullin' a boat or somethin'. i don't know why. i just do. it's
FOX
Jul 4, 2011 7:00am EDT
, mike morris needs fan votes to get him a roster spot go to mlb.com to vote him in. >>> jason marquee looking for his 8th win of the season against the pirates, garrett jones gives pittsburgh a 5 run lead hit to the wall left center wilson reynolds could homer for dc or would, but still the nats fall, 10-2. they are now 1 game under 500 for the season. cubs are in town to begin a four game series this afternoon. >>> orioles in atlanta against the braves top of the 7, 0s down 1, left for third homer in two days and 18th for is season that would turn out to be the game winning hit birds edge the braves 5-4 ending a 5 game losing streak. 0s face the rangers tonight in texas congratulations to catcher matt wheaters named to all-star team. >>> men's finals at womennable on the, look -- wimbledon. looking for his first win, taking first two sets 6-4 and 6- 1 but nadal rallied to win the third. he would not be deterred taking the match, and the wimbledon title in four sets. >> sweet. >> wow. >> why they are who they are. >> we want to say good morning to our facebook fan of the day. she says
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